Part 65
The next subchapter I'm on is called "Glossary of Terms
and Phrases(commonly used by the predatory female)"
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I CARE
ABOUT.
You are the best candidate she's found thus
far to become her lifetime, unpaid male
butler. If you keep up the good work, she'll
enroll you in doggie obedience school.
YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER
REALLY LOVED.
A blatant lie. This kind of statement comes
during a final, desperate attempt to lock you
into a lifetime of servitude and is never heard
after the wedding.
I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FAMILY.
She doesn't want you to meet her family, she
wants them to meet you to evaluate your
financial prospects.
WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
A question asked by predatory females of the
lower mental classifications. Other characteristics
of this type of woman are: (1) They end
every sentence with the words "you know."
(2) They name their cars. (3) They chew bubble
gum (4) They periodically say with indignation
"Don't classify me!"
YOU ARE GOING TO END UP A
LONELY OLD MAN.
You have refused to allow her to con you into
the matrimonial hustle and she resents you for
it.
I'D RATHER GET TO KNOW YOU FIRST.
This can mean any or all of the following: (1)
She wants to further evaluate your financial
and social status before dumping her current
lover who she's been cheating on for the last
six months. (2) In her haste to avoid last
week's boyfriend, she left the apartment without
showering and smells like a tuna boat. (3)
Her husband won't leave on his business trip
for a couple of days (she may suggest calling
later). (4) She is meeting your roommate at a
motel in forty five minutes.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Probably the most common question posed
by the predatory female in a social setting. A
quickie audit of your financial potential.
CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING ALONE
FOR A CHANGE?
You aren't accessible enough when protected
by friends and loved ones.
THERE'S NO ROOM IN YOUR LIFE FOR
A WOMAN.
You have already been replaced; she has given
up on controlling you.
ARE YOU MARRIED?
Are you the only one spending your money?
ARE YOU DIVORCED?
If you fell once, you could fall again.
Predators are always attracted to the
vulnerable.
ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MY BODY.
Usually spoken in a resentful tone for two
reasons: (1) She's right. (2) So far she has
realized less than anticipated reward for her
services.
FORGET WHAT'S HAPPENED IN THE
PAST, IT'S NOW THAT'S IMPORTANT.
Quit thinking about the alimony check you
just wrote and the cute kids you used to think
were yours. Let your guard down.
I AGREE, WE SHOULD LIVE
TOGETHER FIRST.
It's easier to get the camel's head into the tent
first. Let the rest of her follow later.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN LIVING WITH A
MAN OUT OF WEDLOCK.
Joint checking and saving accounts are a
prerequisite for the nuptial bliss that comes
with having sex once every six weeks.
WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?
Am I going to get another shot at your wallet?
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL.
Pure donkey dung. An hour ago she was at
the gynecologist's office letting a perfect
stranger finger fuck her in the name of
modern medicine.
I'M NOT IN THE HABIT OF DOING
THIS.
Nonsense. Her last boyfriend told you she
could suck a tennis ball through fifty feet of
garden hose.
