he Kinsey Institute says that 75% of males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration. their data also shows that 93% of married males have sex two (or less) times a week. these married "hamsters on a wheel" trade their time, money, energy, and sanity... for 4 hours of "fun" per year (with, most likely, a moody aging hungry hungry hippopotamus). the other 8762 hours are spent... you guessed it... being a HAMSTER!
I did it all for the nookie!
Hey, like a chump.
