"No matter how liberated a woman is, if a man doesn't pay for a date, she'll dump him.
But if she's so liberated, why shouldn't she expect to pay her half?"
"Let's hope we never have a woman president. She'd start a war with another country just
because they have better clothes."
"When a man starts to make money, the first thing his wife does is quit her job. But when
women get bucks, do you see men staying home?"
"Just tell me how women are oppressed. They can get anything they want from men.
They rule the fucking planet!"
"Explain this to me. If a woman wears men's clothes, she's sexy. But if a man wears
women's clothes, he's a pervert."
"Feminists say that God is a woman. I suppose this could explain why nature is so cruel.
But you never hear them say that the devil is a woman. Well, I've got news for you. She
"I love women, but I resent most of their behavior."
"If women make only 70% or 80% of a man's salary, why don't companies just hire
women? They'd be saving them selves a lot of money. Maybe because women are 20% or
30% less efficient?"
"Now all these bimbos are screaming sexual harassment, which really means that they're
looking for money from a lawsuit. I think it's sexual harassment when they tease you and
give you blue balls. Do you think I could sue for that? Good luck!"
"If you work 60 or 80 hours a week and pay the mortgage and keep food on the table, and
you don't have a lot of time to spend with the kids, you're a terrible father. If you get
divorced and your ex is bopping some new guy and won't let you come around to see
your kids and so you don't want to just hand her a check, you're a deadbeat dad. If you
start going to PTA meetings, or try to involve yourself in your children's activities, the
women look at you like you're some kind of pervert. My ex refuses to honor my visitation
rights with my kids, but she sure doesn't turn down my child support check. On top of
that, I can't deduct the child support from my taxes, but she isn't taxed on it at all!"
"Women want it both ways, and at the same time they don't know what they want."
"Women blame men for being violent. But check out the stats. Most child abusers are
women. The number of women who batter their husbands is also very high. And mental
abuse God! But nobody talks about this. All you hear about are these poor, defenseless
women being knocked around by asshole men. Poor and defenseless-what a joke!"